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The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Join Cam, Pope, and Duane as they discuss life from the male perspective while trying to understand women.

Episode 15: Tequila Sunrise

The Table moves the show on location to La Bibliotheca de Tequila for a tequila tasting presented by Siete Leguas. A bar that houses about 400 different Tequilas, nice atmosphere and a plethora of hot waitresses as well.

  • Lauren presents us with a new drink: Caipirinha and Duane remembers Damone introducing him to an Adios cocktail
  • The History of Black Out Friday
  • A break down of the “talent” surrounding us at bar
  • What are you mixed with? Part I (What is the ethnicity of our beautiful waitress?)
  • Duane’s road to Vegetarianism part I
  • What are you mixed with? Part II (The history of this dumb question)
  • Duane’s road to Vegetarianism part II
  • “If I ever did ‘shrooms’…”
  • Ben Affleck vs Boston Movies
  • Is Grae Enterprises “All The Above” Party, discriminating to our 5’4 brothers?
  • Who’s the King of the Creamies?
  • Homie Hypothetical: Are you gay if you accept a drink from another guy?
  • Ask the Table: How do you know if a guy really likes you? from listener Kristie
  • Quality alcohol is worth its weight…
  • What are you mixed with? Part III The Grand Finale
  • Final Words featuring Lauren

Episode 14: Where the hell have we been?

Damn, where the hell HAVE we been? The fellas are back ranting and raving over the topics of the today. Sit back, relax, and enjoy! Music provided by The Maroon Cafe July Mixtape [download]

  • 2 wks wrap up
  • porn episode reaction aka Pope and Duane reactions to…. O_o
  • laurence fishburnes daughter aka mo fish aka chippy D is doin porn:= WTF? video below
  • lindsay lohan out the pen
  • starcraft
  • jersey shore
  • inception reviews
  • “run tell tat!” song/video below
  • TMZ lightning round aka sheit we don’t care about
  • ToT most popular episode: asian, grae, ex east, ex west

Episode 13: Pornography & You

Welcome back to The Table of Truth! We bring you episode 13: Pornography & You. The fellas talk about this social taboo that is way more common than people admit. Please DO NOT listen to this at work with the loud speakers on! We are not responsible when you literally Laugh Out Loud! Enjoy and as always, tell a friend!

  • Intros, disclaimers & secrets
  • Pornography’s fixture in Society and mainstream media
  • Porn’s effect on digital media and the internet
  • How much of your porn habit do you share with your significant other?
  • Is watching Porn in a relationship cheating? A Horror Story
  • Would you show your girl your Porn collection?
  • How you found porn back in the days?
  • How deep does the rabbit whole go? Porn Fetishes (the good & bad)
  • Have you ever been caught watching Porn?
  • Would you date a Porn star? A Horror Story, lol
  • Would you BE a Porn star?
  • Have you ever met a Porn star before?
  • The Job Interview
  • Last Words: Favorite Porn Stars

Episode 12: Attack of the Exes – East Coast Edition

The Table of Truth is back with the East Coast Edition of our special Attack of the Exes.

  • Welcome our Special guest Ant Singleton
  • “I invented the Remix” definition of the Remix
  • Pope’s Birthday and The Ex Factor (Belize and London show up at the Party)
  • OMG is dead long live “Hello… Good Morning”
  • Duane’s Relationship Realization
  • The Ex-Girlfriend Rules
  • How many Ex-friends are you still friends with?
  • Ant’s Ex Girl Retirement plan
  • Is it ok to have sex with your Ex?
  • Old Feelings? How does that effect you?
  • Why does the Radio hate you when you breakup?
  • Serendipity or Coincidence? You can’t hide from your Ex and running into them after the breakup
  • The KFC Ex Reunion
  • Ant can’t find a roofjumper
  • Do you really want to be in a relationship?
  • Women and Video Games… Do they exist?
  • Breaking News: Is Ant moving in with his Girl?
  • Usher and R Kelly ain’t the only one f*cking the same girl
  • Volunteer Work? Where is Pope going tonight?
  • The Allure of the Remix
  • Ant hates KFC sooo much
  • The Knicks Theory – I used to love H.E.R.

Episode 11: Attack of the Exes – West Coast Edition

The Table of Truth is back with Cam in The Bay, CA with special guests!

Introducing Jaton Gunter – writer/poet/wine consultant (www.jatongunter.com), Kam Collins actor/filmmaker/MC , and Genghis Sean of music production duo The BeatSmiths (who provided the intro and beats for today!)

  • Why is the Ex the Ex?
  • Whose fault was it aka are you man enough to admit when you are wrong?
  • Have you smashed the Ex?
  • Are you friends w/ your Ex and what level of friends?
  • Table advice: The Ex has to be happy before you are happy. “Unless you don’t give a fawk!” -kam2
  • How do you  split up the friends after you break up?
  • Where do you channel that negative energy towards the Ex?
  • Final comments: Jaton’s grown man comment, Kam2 does what? and Cam gives thanks

Shouts out to The BeatSmiths for ORIGINAL music! Check them out at www.thebeatsmiths.net

Join us next week for Pope and Duane’s East Coast Edition with special guest Ant!

Episode 10: Weekend Wrap Up, Movie Reviews, and the first Ask The Table

The fellas are back for another round of randomness and the first “Ask The Table”

  • Weekend Report: Pope – belly dancers, hot chicks, and DJ Pope; Duane – Drake (Hanson) concert high school riot; Cam – Known by the cool ones
  • E3 report aka video games hate black people! Cam vs. racism part 1
  • Pope wants George Lucas to die
  • Do you care about the World Cup? Cam vs. racism part 2
  • iPhone 4 is HERE and Duane’s geek moment
  • Movie Reviews: A-Team & Karate Kid (not in 3D!)
  • Cam special comment while pope and duane laugh again
  • The Renee/Lorae Awards: What/who is that!?
  • Ask The Table: The First one!
  • Final words: Duane: Wisdom Teeth & Don Cheadle as Fredrick Douglas, Pope gets a Bday Gift, Cam: Pope-isms “Best.Summer.Ever.” inspires the people

Episode 9: The Roots Picnic Philly Special

  • Duane listens to the city aka Pope hatin’ on Duane’s new green lifestyle
  • Cam & Pope Drive to Philly, wait CAM DRIVES cause Pope doesn’t have a license
  • Cam’s Bad Luck
  • Props to The Bounce party featuring Bo Bliz & Emynd [check them at CrossFadedBacon.com]
  • Old Man Pope vs. the stripper aka The Wall is your friend!
  • “3-5 bid for a sandwhich” aka Pope vs. the Drunken Wa Wa Chick
  • white people and crazy tattoos
  • Roots Show – our thoughts
  • Afterparty in Douche-land
  • Drew vs. Drunken Cam [see below]
  • crazy chinese buses
  • Closing remarks: “Above all else, don’t be cynical” – cam

Episode 8: Love & Relationships with guest Tim Grae


With special guest Tim Grae of Graegram.com

Topics

  • Disclaimers: “the names have been changed to protect the guilty”
  • Booty Call vs. Jump off, Girlfriend vs. Lady Friend
  • Why do we play games in relationships? Aren’t we too old for High School rules?
  • “Say what you mean, mean what you say”: Is honesty the best policy or is it the lies that hold relationships together?
  • Relationships should be viewed as business arrangements; Dating for seasons
  • The “save for later box”
  • “The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists” unraveled
  • The Tim Grae Rule of Success

Episode 7: Best Summer Ever, TV & films, Tech Makes You Lazy, and Dating Your Friend’s Ex

Topics

  • weekend wrap up
  • pope hates people and their faux best summer ever proclamations
  • tv finales: lost, seinfield, quantum leap, cheers, and the final word on 24 (we promise!)
  • lack of summer blockbuster
  • tech makes you lazy, greedy phone companies, text messaging, google pacman
  • Homie Hypothetical – Would/Should you date your friend’s ex? And what’s the guidelines
  • Podcast Feedback – ladies hate 24, fellas love the podcast, butt hurt homies who weren’t invited
  • final words: pope hates teenagers on the train, duane hates non appreciative girls, cam give PROPS to the listeners

Episode # 6: Asians, relations and facebook frustrations

Topics
  • Movie Talk: Iron Man 2 review, Pope Matrix denier,  and the origin of “jumbos”
  • Tech Talk: “We need 24 hour wi-fi cafe’s in nyc” – pope
  • Christina Hendricks gives men advice and we agree! Plus the woman nyc summer uniform
  • #tittytuesday and #thongthursday on twitter!
  • The 3 rings of marriage: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
  • Our first guest, Scotty the Tailor!
  • Do you facebook/google a girl you meet?
  • Pimpin’ on Virgin America Chat
  • Table of Truth’s “Hypothetical Question”
  • Special report: Asian males are the new trend for white girls! [link]
  • StuffWhitepeoplelike.com: Asian girls, Asian fusion
  • Black actors and asian wives: Wayne brady, Dave Chappelle, Wesley Snipes
  • Pope and the +2′s
  • Last Words: Duane’s pimp t-shirt