- Intro: Spaceballs wedding
- 24: Jack OD’s per usual and Latin Jack moves up the ranks of Mini-Jacks
- Women: White Chicks vs. Why Can’t Successful Black Women Find a Man?
- TV talk: Obama jokey jokes, Conan @twitter, cancelled shows, and Heroes Returns!
- Movie Talk: Pope hates trailers, Val Kilmer, Ray Liotta, Deniro, Lt. Vasquez from Aliens,
- Closing remarks: 24 silent clock, Bad Movies, Sites up!